David J. Danto
Travel thoughts in my
own, personal opinion
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Disney, Part 2– March 2025
A couple of weeks ago I posted a blog
about how complicated and frustrating it has become to plan a trip to Walt
Disney World. I’ve now taken that trip –
and it turns out the chaos doesn’t stop once you’ve successfully booked it. The operational complexity is just as bad inside
the parks as it is before you arrive.
Epcot: Starting Strong
We began our morning at Epcot, and to Disney’s credit,
security was a breeze – no bag inspections required thanks to modern scanners
(the same ones used at Broadway theaters.)
That moment of efficiency was a rare highlight – but maybe not (I’ll get
back to that.)
Unfortunately, Test Track – one of the park’s marquee
rides – was closed for refurbishment. Sad,
but at least the app gave us a heads-up in advance before our trip.
Which brings me to the Disney Experience app – your
mandatory park companion. It’s awful. Clunky, confusing, and inexplicably limited,
the app makes it unnecessarily difficult to do basic things like make a
reservation or check ride statuses. Often,
you have to access the same feature from multiple menus just to complete a
single task. If that sounds confusing,
it’s because it is.
The crowds were thick that day, and unless we had a
reservation (you get three if you pay for their “Lightning Lane”), everything
had a wait time long enough to kill your enthusiasm. We did brave the standby line for one
additional ride – and lost an hour and ten minutes of our day to do so.
On the bright side, we had a lovely lunch at the sushi
house in the Japan Pavilion before deciding to hop over to the Magic Kingdom. That’s when the day really took a turn.
Magic Kingdom: Where Magic Meets Malfunction
Getting into the Magic Kingdom means going through
security (again) at the Transportation and Ticket Center (TTC). Here’s the weird part: the same bag that
passed through Epcot’s scanners without issue triggered the sensors at TTC, and
I had to undergo a full hand inspection – including pulling out personal health
items in front of a crowd. I don’t mind
security, but I do mind inconsistent and illogical processes. We asked to chat with a manager and even he
couldn’t explain the discrepancy. The
best theory he had? My phone charging cable
may have been angled differently in the bag the two times I entered. Not exactly comforting.
To make matters worse, if we had simply driven to one
of the nearby resort hotels (like the Contemporary or Grand Floridian) said we
were parking there for a dining reservation, and taken the resort monorail, we
could’ve bypassed the entire TTC security process. What we have here is just more of ‘the
illusion of security’ which doesn’t make anyone safer – just more annoyed.
Once inside the Magic Kingdom, it became clear that
Disney has changed how its food service works – and not for the better. Many quick-service restaurants now require
mobile ordering through the app. No
walk-ups. No talking to a person. Just more screen time and more confusion. Guests were struggling to pick up orders that
should have been simple, with delays that made it seem like nobody was saving
any time – except, perhaps, Disney in not having to hire competent food servers.
I tested the app ordering myself at a spot across from
the Tomorrowland Speedway. After the
person in front of me took ten minutes to pick-up a pre-order (???), the soda I
eventually got was undrinkable – full of that signature Orlando tap water aftertaste. Oddly, the same soda at Epcot had tasted
fine, making you wonder how wildly inconsistent Disney’s food and drink
preparation is between parks. A soda, a
lemonade and a clementine orange cost about $16.
Throughout our time in the Magic Kingdom, our phones
kept buzzing with notifications about rides going down. Not “wait times are long,” but “this ride is
now closed.”
Families who paid hundreds (or thousands) of dollars
for the day were finding out in real-time that some of the biggest attractions
were simply unavailable. A described ten-minute
wait at the carousel of all things took nearly an hour because (we were told)
the “system was having problems rebooting.” Why do you need a complex computer to run a
carousel? Did they add some feature
since carousels first appeared in their current form in the late 17th
century?
App Problems, Phone Problems, Park Problems
Things got worse when we tried to cancel a dining
reservation. We were getting so
frustrated with the bad experiences we decided to leave the park early and eat
dinner off-site (for a better meal at maybe one quarter of the cost.) The app claimed we could cancel it through
the app – but it wouldn’t let us. Instead,
it told us to call the Disney dining line.
Now imagine standing in a loud theme park, trying to get through an
endless automated menu asking for your name, reservation number, blood type,
and the number of fingers on your left hand – all while you can barely hear the
prompts and every noise stops the automated system from telling you what to do. After 15 minutes of phone menu hell and
another 15 on hold, we finally reached a human to say: please cancel our
overpriced, underwhelming dinner, we’ve had enough.
And just when we thought we’d escaped the madness and
made it back to the TTC, we were told that due to a “medical emergency” in the
parking lot, the trams were halted and wouldn’t resume for at least 30 minutes. Sympathy for the emergency? Absolutely.
Confusion as to why this shut down all surface transport – trams, buses,
shuttles – with no alternate options? Also,
absolutely. We, along with countless
others, had to make the 2-mile trek to our car on foot.
The Disney Dilemma
Here’s the bottom line: Disney gets away with this ‘we’re
sorry we’re not giving you the experience you paid for and were promised’
insanity because people keep paying. Once
you’ve dropped hundreds of dollars on tickets and scheduled every moment of
your vacation around a faulty app, you’re locked in. There’s no refund. No accountability. Just a slow realization that the magic isn’t
what it used to be. And that
unfortunately extends to the people. I
always used to marvel at how chipper and gregarious the Disney staff (folks
they used to call “Cast Members”) were at the parks. Wow, is that sure gone. Many of the people we interacted with were depressed
looking individuals that were going through rote tasks like they were
indentured servants. I can’t blame them,
but I have to point out the enormous change from years past.
When we walked by the ticket booth that morning, we
saw that a couple of days at the parks cost nearly $400 per person. That’s before meals, souvenirs, or ‘additional
experiences’ like those whopping three lightning lane reservations we bought. I honestly don’t understand how the average
family can afford this. My guess? Credit cards – and the hope that they’ll pay
it off before the next trip rolls around or before the family breadwinner dies
of old-age.
Disney is clearly testing how far they can push people
– how expensive, how unreliable, how frustrating they can make the experience
before guests finally stop coming. And
maybe they haven’t reached that tipping point yet. But they’re clearly getting close.
Final Advice
If you’re looking for a vacation that’s less chaotic,
less expensive, and still filled with wonder – go to the beach. The water still works. The walk is easier. And no app will tell you your afternoon is
canceled because the ocean closed unexpectedly.
This article was written by David Danto and contains solely his own, personal
opinions.
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Copyright 2025 David Danto
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