David J.
Danto
Business travel
thoughts in my own, personal opinion
eMail: ddanto@IMCCA.org Follow Industry News: @NJDavidD
New Challenges For Today’s Traveler
As I said starting
my last blog, I’ve been traveling for business all my life. Traveling has
always come with its share of challenges.
Planes could be late, they could have mechanical issues, simply getting
to the airport on-time can sometimes be out of your control, and bad weather
has always had the final say.
As I packed
for my latest business trip it dawned on me that there are a whole slew of
issues (that are out of my control) which I never had to worry about in my
traveling in the past. One would think
that after years of experience, the travel industry would be hitting its
stride. The professionals involved
should be really good at the processes by now, with a large body of experience
that should minimize any challenges. On
the contrary however, there’s now a decent sized list of challenges and
problems that I know I never even considered just a few years ago. Some of these are significant worries, and
some are trivial annoyances. No matter
how much impact each issue has, as I’ve said many times before, even if the
airlines and other travel service firms don’t shoot you with a proverbial
bazooka, they’re likely to kill you with a thousand pinpricks. Here’s my updated list of those.
· Rideshare Windows – In years past, if you needed to take a taxi to the airport you’d
reserve one with a local service and they’d have a car ready for you when you
needed to be picked-up. As most of the
local taxi services have given way to rideshare companies the cost of taxi
travel has been reduced, but so has the reliability. I want a car to pick me up at 7am tomorrow,
but I can only reserve a car with a fifteen minute window. 7:15 is too late to leave, so now I have to
be ready at 6:45 in in order to be sure a car will pick me up by the needed
time. Those are 15 valuable minutes in
the morning – especially when the pick-up time is as early as 4am or 5am.
· The TSA – I
probably don’t need to say anything more than the subject here, but the
unreliability of the services these crack agents provide is a huge thorn. Will I be in a line today for 20 minutes or
an hour? Will they choose to rip-apart my technology filled briefcase this
time, or will they realize that the whole point of my paying for CBP Global
Entry / Pre-Check is to give up my privacy in exchange for being pre-vetted as
a non-risk traveler? There is no rhyme
or reason for the rationale they use, making the security experience
miserable. There is no consistency
between airports, no correlation between staffing levels and time of day, and
there are still incidents of agents
way-overstepping their authority to make people unnecessarily miserable. With the insanity in US politics today, my
hopes that this would be fixed soon have been dashed, as it’s surely a lower
priority problem than restoring sane government, but I certainly expect that
there will be a new incident in the not too distant future that will cause a
shake-up.
· Picking-Up A Snack – Let’s assume for a moment that you’re not eligible or you’ve chosen
not to go to an airline club at the airport.
(I’ll avoid another detailed blog about how miserable the United
Clubs at Newark are.) What I do
after clearing security is buy a bottle of water and – depending upon the time
of day – an inflight snack, then make my way to the gate. Amazingly, even these simple steps are now
more challenging. It’s almost impossible
to find the most common, simple 16.9 ounce bottle of water at an airport. You either have to buy a sports bottle sized
container, or you have to buy an expensive designer
/ luxury brand of water. The
merchants (usually run by or in cahoots with the airline in one form or
another) are overcharging you by so much that they feel they have to show a
different product so that you don’t start a riot in the airport. A
case of water – twenty-four 16.9 ounce bottles – typically costs under $4.50
when not on sale. The airports
charge you nearly that much for just one bottle. Yes, some mark-up should be expected for
having to deal with transportation and refrigeration, but the going rate is
simple robbery, facilitated by the security policy preventing you from bringing
your own bottled water through the checkpoint anymore. And – if being gouged isn’t enough – at many
airports we now have to check ourselves out at a self-service kiosk. The money isn’t even paying for employees’
salaries.
· Getting To Your Gate – Having mortgaged your house to get the water, you now just want to
get to your gate for the flight.
Remember all those moving walkways installed to speed you along? At many airports the walkways and just simple
corridors are being removed so that the airlines can stick more concessions
right in your way. Now, a pathway
meticulously designed to permit the optimal flow of traffic has multiple
choke-points where as little as two people standing in the way can completely
stop the flow of travelers. The greed
involved in making the traveler’s already difficult chores more challenging is
hard to believe. Instead of calling this
the airline industry, we should now call it the “air” industry, as
bean-counters are consistently seeking new ways to monetize every imaginable
bit of open space – be it on the ground or on the airplane.
· Sitting – Yes my friends, even sitting at the gate has now
been turned into a more miserable experience.
Why let paying customers enjoy more legroom on the ground when the
airlines are just going to deprive them of it on the plane? The latest tables and chairs being installed
at the airport are bolted to the ground.
Are you larger than a fashion model?
Expecting a baby? Need room for your carry-on? Tough.
You’ll either have to squeeze yourself into one of these immoveable
torture machines, or just stand – further blocking the corridors already
narrowed by the concessions above.
· Boarding – Is
there any other aspect of travel that is as much of a caricature of itself as
the boarding process? In years past the
airlines would let the disabled board, then first class, then their elite
travelers, then the rest of the plane. A
simple and effective process. But now
that the airlines charge for checked bags, and as a result passengers bring way
too much to fit in the storage bins, getting on the plane before anyone else is
no longer a mania. It’s now a necessity
to ensure that there’s room for your things.
That artificially created, unnecessary supply and demand issue is being
managed by the airlines through a complex boarding process that is best
described by either the infamous Saturday
Night Live Sketch or the similar Key
& Peele sketch. It is now a
process where “Group 1” boards about fifth or sixth, “Group 2” boards even after
that (and is ironically called “priority boarding” by the airlines) and lower
numbers than that have to be considered the scum of the earth. Airlines even offer this “priority boarding’
as a perk of having one of their affinity credit cards. It wouldn’t sound like that much of a benefit
if they accurately called it permission to board in the seventh group called.
· Walking Off Your Plane – Expecting a High-Tech in 1958 Jetway to be available is now no longer a given. Some airports (like my home EWR) now use
gates that are nowhere near an entrance to the main terminal. You either have to walk in circles down a
crazy ramp, and/or actually board a bus and be driven to the terminal entrance. Have a connecting flight and happy you landed
on time? Well, add another 40 minutes to
get into the main terminal and see if you’ll still make your connection. How will you know in advance if you’ll be
subject to one of these inferior gates?
You won’t of course, that’s just the luck of the draw.
After completing the above list, I finished packing
and went to sleep. The next morning I
headed to the airport, and amazingly none of these challenges were an
issue. TSA Pre-Check was a breeze, the
airport club was not crowded, my gate was right next to it, my upgrade cleared,
and the flight left on time and arrived early.
While I was thankful that the sky-gods were good to me on this trip, I
know that the easy experience is sadly the exception nowadays. If only I could always fly on Tuesdays late
in the morning.
This article was written by David Danto and contains solely his own, personal
opinions.
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