David J. Danto
Travel thoughts in my
own, personal opinion
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Pros And Cons– September 2024
A few weeks ago I wrote a blog
that reinforced how I (and many others) had given up on the lie of loyalty and I
just used cash to book the most convenient international flight from EWR to
Oslo, Norway. Having just returned from
that trip I’ll tell you about the pros and cons of that experience.
The “Plus”
ticket on SAS from EWR to OSL included many of the perks I would have received
with my lifetime Gold status on United. I was able to pick a preferred seat in
advance, I was allowed one checked bag, two carry-ons and a personal
item, priority boarding, Fast-Track security where available, and access to a
lounge before both legs of my flight.
That’s even more than Star Alliance Gold would have gotten me if SAS hadn’t
left that alliance at the start of September.
What I
didn’t expect was the fifty-year throwback at Terminal B security in Newark. It
was a full ninety minutes to get through the security gates that are shared by
the various international airlines.
There were no separate pre-check lines, and the “priority” of my “Plus”
level ticket did not allow me to use the business and first class only lane at
this checkpoint. It was honestly insane
standing for an hour and a half in a line, elbow to elbow with other passengers,
in the shadow of all the signs above us that still called for social
distancing. Had I been flying United out
of Terminal C or A I would have been able to avoid that disaster and the long wait,
but since there is no secure transfer from C or A to B, there was no way to
avoid it.
The SAS
Plus level (their version of premium economy) was Ok but not great. The seating was 2-3-2 instead of 2-4-2, with
slightly wider seats, slightly bigger IFE screens, and a pretty much useless
mechanical footrest. They did provide
comfy pillows and blankets, but their amenity kit was an underwhelmingly
pathetic burlap bag to hold your shoes (but no socks/slippers to wear) and a
mask, earplugs and toothbrush, all wrapped with a rubber band.
The
food service was OK but nothing to write home about – they, like all airlines over-spice
their food and drown it in sauces that would be better kept on the side for the
few insane people that want the belly bombs in flight. What was also interesting is that on both the
outbound and return flights, as well as all of Oslo, no one had any Ginger
Ale. I had no idea the idea of that
never made it to Norway.
Landing
in Oslo was fine, except for the flight attendants preventing anyone from Plus
to leave the plane until all of Business was off the plane – a totally
unnecessary perk for business class passengers who wouldn’t have been slowed by
a merging set of passengers. I was
offended by the process, and still would have been had I been in business.
When
flying home I was able to check-in on the SAS app, but not able to get an
electronic boarding pass – I had to get it from the agent at the airport. Beyond that, the experience at OSL was
fine. Fast Track worked as promised
(although it was hardly necessary to remove most of my toiletries and charging
cables from my bag as they did – forcing me to repack a lot more than I should
have needed to in the airport.) The SAS
lounge was more than adequate, and the gate areas were clean and
comfortable. I was overjoyed that
boarding reverted to how airlines used to do it —people with disabilities
boarded first, then Priority (groups 1 and 2) boarded together, then everyone
else. There was none of this pitting the
“extra special” people against the “only just special” people like
United does, where group two is the sixth group to board. If you’re an elite traveler or paid extra for
an increased class of service you board first, if you’re not you board second,
period – exactly the way it always should be.
Interestingly,
the pilot’s announcements on the return flight more than once mistakenly
identified the flight as “Star Alliance” before he corrected himself to the new
Sky Team allegiance. What a weird circumstance.
Landing
in Newark’s terminal B was the typical zoo it always is, but Global Entry is
worth every penny as always, preventing a listed seventy-five-minute wait to
under ten. Retrieving a checked bag was
also typical Newark, with the posted carousel being changed a half hour after
waiting, forcing people to move to a different one and wait another thirty
minutes before bags started showing-up.
All in
all, I am happy with my choice, and happy to tell United that if they don’t
start treating their lifetime elites with the promised benefits
they will lose the revenue whenever we have a choice. But I’m under no illusion that they will ever
learn…
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