David J. Danto
Travel thoughts in my
own, personal opinion
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The WORST Flying Experience - May 2025
As a million miler
on United I’ve traveled
a lot – and that’s an understatement. Over
the past forty years, I’ve seen the full range of airline behavior: the good,
the bad, and the utterly ridiculous. United
has, at various times, treated me like royalty, and like carry-on baggage, and
I’ve always been fair in calling them out for both. But nothing – and I mean nothing – compares
to what my wife and I experienced last week at Copenhagen Airport on a KLM
flight to Amsterdam.
Imagine that. Four
decades of flying, and what happened in a modern European airport in 2025
somehow topped them all.
Let’s start with the check-in. We arrived with our perfectly legal carry-ons
and a few bags to check. Each of us had
one free checked bag, and I even paid for a third to avoid any weight issues –
a courtesy, really. We got our first two
bags tagged without issue, but the third tag didn’t print. So we had to queue again, wasting time while
an agent manually processed it. Annoying,
but I figured that was the glitch of the trip.
I only wish I’d been right.
Security in Copenhagen was something else entirely. We were asked if we were American – a
question that already raised eyebrows. We
answered honestly, even threw in a "we didn’t vote for the guy" to
defuse any tension. It didn’t help. They treated us like a problem to be dealt
with.
My rollaboard – the same one that passed through
Newark and Brussels without issue – was completely unpacked. Down to the last pair of socks and my sealed
medical supplies. Everything was dumped
into bins, rifled through, and rescanned.
Nothing illegal, nothing over the limit.
Just harassment. I had to repack
my suitcase and briefcase from scratch, bent over a shelf like a TSA intern on
their first day. If we hadn’t been at
the airport early, we’d have missed the flight.
My wife got the same treatment. Just
as invasive, just as pointless.
Frustrated and exhausted, we skipped every store and
duty-free booth. We didn’t want to give
another cent to a system that seemed intent on punishing us for our passport. We headed straight to the gate.
That’s where the real nightmare began.
When we were called to board, our tickets scanned fine
– but then we were stopped. A KLM gate
agent barked that we had too much baggage and had to check one piece each – a purely
arbitrary and incorrect decision. I
calmly explained that everything we had was within regulation and would fit in
the bin and underseat. She didn’t care. Zero interest in conversation. Zero flexibility.
Now, my carry-on held essential medical supplies –
things I would end up needing on the flight.
But rules were rules, apparently, even when they weren’t. The second agent, standing to the right of
her, offered no help either. Just the
same cold, robotic posture. We complied,
reluctantly. This wasn’t our first
flight – we knew arguing would get us nowhere.
The family behind us? They made the mistake of trying. This was a father, mother, and two young kids
– politely pleading to be let on with their bags because of a tight connection
in Amsterdam. The agent couldn’t have
been more unmoved if she’d been carved from glacier ice. She stood there like a final boss from a
video game, guarding the gateway to boarding.
Tall, blonde, arms folded, face locked in a grimace of bureaucratic
disdain. She looked like she had trained
her whole life for the joy of saying no.
And she said it again and again as the family begged. It was cruel.
No other word fits. They were denied
boarding the plane for daring to question her edict. (I hope they made it home OK.)
There was no empathy, no listening, no interest in the
actual situation. Just the ruthless
execution of some internal power trip masquerading as policy by a lady that
would have made a good concentration camp guard.
We eventually boarded, minus the items we actually
needed for the flight. The cabin was
cramped, the seats were stiff, the aisle armrests didn’t move up, and service
was as indifferent as the ground crew. It
felt less like travel and more like punishment.
Look, I’ve been flying since back when paper tickets
were a thing and you dressed up for the plane.
I’ve had delays, cancellations, rude agents, missed connections, and the
joy of sleeping on airport benches. But
this – this was on another level.
KLM should be profoundly ashamed of the people
representing their brand in Copenhagen. And
the Copenhagen Airport security staff? They
were a travesty. I honestly believe the
entire ordeal was rooted in political resentment. I didn’t vote for the current U.S. administration,
but I carry an American passport, and apparently that was all they needed to
decide we were worth targeting.
So here’s the takeaway: If you're American, completely
avoid flying through Copenhagen Airport.
And as for KLM – I’ll never fly with them again. To be treated like a criminal for simply
boarding a plane is not a travel inconvenience – it’s a disgrace.
This article was written by David Danto and contains solely his own, personal
opinions.
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Copyright 2025 David Danto
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