David J.
Danto
Business travel
thoughts in my own, personal opinion
eMail: ddanto@IMCCA.org Follow Industry News: @NJDavidD
Fortunately,
Unfortunately
When I was a young kid one of my favorite books was Fortunately, by Remy Charlip. It was the story of a boy named Ned that had
a series of great things happen, and after each one there was a problem:
“Fortunately, Ned was invited to a surprise party.
Unfortunately, the party was a thousand miles away.
Fortunately, a friend loaned Ned an airplane.
Unfortunately, the motor exploded….”
That book came back to me as I attended a wonderful family wedding in
Dallas this past weekend. Some parts of
my family’s travel experience were surprisingly great, others were ridiculously
bad. While I was trying to figure out
which perspective to share in this blog, I decided to follow Ned’s example and
do both.
· Fortunately, my family and
I were invited to Josh and Marissa’s awesome wedding.
· Unfortunately, the wedding
was in Dallas and we live in New Jersey.
· Fortunately, I was able to
get the family frequent flyer seats on United well in advance of the party.
· Unfortunately, an aircraft swap
pushed our seats into the bulkhead row.
· Fortunately, there was no
additional government shutdown, so when we arrive at Newark Airport, the TSA
Security at was as it normally is.
· Unfortunately, TSA Security
at Newark Airport was as it normally is.
· Fortunately, we are United
Club Members as a courtesy
of our bank.
· Unfortunately, we were
flying out of gate C110, which is just about as far a schlep as one can be from
any of the EWR United Clubs, so it was a heck of a
walk.
· Fortunately, we were able
to find seats at the C1 EWR United Club.
· Unfortunately, most of the
soft seats have been removed from the club, so the seats were not very
comfortable.
· Fortunately, they actually
repaired the long empty self-service soda machine in the club (really – it has
diet soda now!)
· Unfortunately, we couldn’t
stay in the club very long because of the long walk to our gate.
· Fortunately, we got to the
gate on time.
· Unfortunately, the gate
seating area is under construction, so there was nowhere to sit.
· Fortunately, we boarded on
time and actually took-off early.
· Unfortunately, as we had
bulkhead seats, we couldn’t take our PC out to do some urgent last minute work.
· Fortunately, we were able
to sneak-up and grab the briefcase a little bit after we crossed the 10K
altitude.
· Unfortunately, (no surprise
here) the United WiFi didn’t work.
· Fortunately, the crew
eventually reset the WiFi and we were able to slog-through the needed work.
· Unfortunately, we were
flying over some significant weather, so it was very hard to accurately type.
· Fortunately, we landed
early, picked up a checked bag quickly at DFW, and
headed to our rental car.
· Unfortunately, the DFW rental car experience has always been abysmal. We waited for a bus for twenty minutes, and
when it came there was almost no room on it.
We bumped around trying to hold on without falling on other
standing-room passengers for a very uncomfortable ride.
· Fortunately, we had a terrific
selection of cars at National
· Unfortunately, our bags
wouldn’t fit in the Nissan Murano we selected.
· Fortunately, a National
employee walked by and pointed us to a bigger Murano.
· Unfortunately, there was
only one exit gate open at National, and we had to wait in line 15 minutes to
get out.
· Fortunately, the Homewood
Suites two bedroom suite was perfect for us.
(Really, I don’t have a single complaint about this Homewood by Hilton
experience – top notch.)
· Fortunately, we had an absolutely
great time at the wedding.
· Unfortunately, my family
was insistent that we get home earlier than planned to get urgent things done.
· Fortunately, there was
space on an earlier (6:50am) flight that we were able to switch to at no
additional charge.
· Unfortunately, that meant
we’d have to wake up at 2am to get to where we needed on time.
· Fortunately, there was no
traffic in Texas that early on a holiday Monday.
· Unfortunately, National Car had NO-ONE working to
return cars at DFW at 4am. Everyone just pulled in to an open space and
left the keys with no receipt. The
National app didn’t allow for a way to report the car returned.
· Fortunately, the National
social media team saw my tweet and offered compensation for the neglect.
· Unfortunately, we now had
to wait for a terminal E bus at the rental car center.
· Fortunately, it was only a
ten minute wait.
· Unfortunately, the bus was
jammed again. DFW
really needs to up its game with the rental car busses – it’s been terrible for
years.
· Fortunately, the bus
dropped us off right near the entrance to the DFW
elevator.
· Unfortunately, that
elevator was broken (with no sign) and we had to walk to the next door.
· Fortunately, there was no
line at the United Premier check-in desk, they were able to switch us to better
seats, and they told me the Pre-Check security line
was open.
· Unfortunately, to get to a
Pre-Check line, one has to walk outside the door near the United
gates, and walk the entire length of the E terminal in the freezing cold, then
walk back in at the other side of the terminal.
· Fortunately there as almost
no line at the TSA Security checkpoint.
· Unfortunately, I was dinged
with a “random” additional check.
· Fortunately, the additional
check was only a very reasonable chemical swab of my mobile phone. I didn’t have to go through the x-ray
scanner.
· Unfortunately, we now had
to walk back all the way to the other end of the terminal to get to our gate.
· Fortunately, the United club was open and has now moved to closer to the
United Gates at DFW.
· Unfortunately, every United
Club everywhere is just a reminder of how horrible the EWR
clubs are in contrast.
· Fortunately, our flight
left on time and arrived on time.
So it was a fortunate, unfortunate wedding weekend in Dallas. I’m both happy and disappointed. Fortunately, I don’t have to travel again for
two whole weeks. Unfortunately, it will
be United out of EWR again.
This article was written by David Danto and contains solely his own, personal
opinions.
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