David J.
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thoughts in my own, personal opinion
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Johnny Pillowseed
The
business traveler’s life can be a difficult one,
with routine delays and abuse that are
certainly no fun.
But
when sidelined by surgery around one’s neck,
even years after recovery, one can feel like
heck.
For
most hotels use pillows that are paper thin,
and even stacked three deep one could feel
through them a pin.
These
sad excuses for supporting one’s head,
make the daytime after sleeping an endurance
to dread.
So
in a world where coffee can be six dollars a cup,
one business traveler stumbled upon an
expense to suck-up.
The
local Walmart or Target stocks pillows scores deep,
with enough stuffing and support to let
recovering ACDF
patients sleep.
As
they are too big to bring in a carry-on on a trip,
they are also too big to make the return
flip.
So
left on hotel beds with a simple toss,
per
trip these pillow investments represent a ~$12 loss.
Sadly
accountants don’t see pillow purchases as an expense legit,
making the traveler’s wife throw her usual
fit.
“What
do you mean you spent money on another throw-away thing
when your purchase away to the home you
don’t bring.”
Too
hard to explain the unreliability and delay of checked bags,
so
the business traveler has to deal with these constant nags.
In a perfect world every hotel that had
beds,
would ensure these facilities could
adequately support heads.
In that very same world airlines would
ensure those with millions of miles earned,
would have their baggage rapidly and reliably
returned.
But sadly that is a world we do not live
in,
as transportation and lodging firms will
never let the business traveler win.
So we do what we must to cope with the
pain,
so that we can complete our tasks and head
home again.
At some point however, if all business
travelers cope thus,
there should be enough pillows seeded to
prevent all the fuss.
For now though, I fear that I’m the only
one
That gets to enjoy all the
pillow-shopping fun.
As the holiday season approaches and our
hearts turn to joy,
I wish the hoteliers wouldn’t be so coy,
and would thank me for growing their
inventories of pillows,
as I seed them like apple trees, amongst
the pines and willows.
If
you arrive in your hotel room at three in the morning,
and wonder how you’ll survive the night
‘till day’s dawning,
and are shocked that your pillow is
actually not paper thin,
please send me a note of thanks for the
unexpected win.
I
wish you and yours a joyous holiday season and a healthy and prosperous new
year.
This article was written by David Danto and
contains solely his own, personal opinions.
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