David J. Danto
Principal
Consultant, Collaboration/ AV / Multimedia / Video / UC
Dimension Data
Director of
Emerging Technology
Interactive
Multimedia & Collaborative Communications Alliance
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What
Really Would Be Awesome
Google I/O is the
developer / technical conference that the web behemoth holds every year. At this year’s recently concluded conference
Google announced a number of changes to their services. Some were improvements to what that had
before (which not everybody agrees are better - like
this opinion that they broke their useful “chats” feature,) but what
immediately caught my attention was a new feature they called “Auto-Awesome.”
As described in the
New York Times, Auto-Awesome can “stitch together a series of snapshots — a
child blowing out birthday candles and cutting a cake, for example — into a
short animation, or merge multiple photos shot at different exposures into a
single image with high dynamic range.”
Now that does sound like very cool technology, but not what I expected
at all. When an organization of geniuses
that’s so well-funded that they could tell
China to go to heck releases a feature called Auto-Awesome, I expect more
amazing results.
Think about that for a bit. With an unlimited budget and the smartest
geeks in the world, what should something called Auto-Awesome really do? To make it easier for you (and them) I have
compiled a list of suggestions specifically for the business traveler below:
·
The Auto-Awesome feature of a credit card
would identify airline executives and automatically charge them an extra $200
every single time they wanted to make a change to anything (You want onion
rings instead of fries - $200; You want this in the next size up - $200; You’d
like a table near the window - $200; You want to correct the spelling on that
document - $200; etc.)
·
And while we’re on that subject, the
Auto-Awesome feature of an airline HR department would screen Chairman and CEO
candidates and immediately disqualify any lawyers or accountants.
·
The Auto-Awesome feature of an airline
reservation system would actually make sure you get the first-class upgrade the
airline elite marketing people promised you rather than trying to sell it to
everyone beforehand.
·
The Auto-Awesome feature of your
noise-cancelling headphones would identify and mask-out all the lies people
tell you (“…yes, your flight is still on time…” even though the incoming aircraft has a two hour delay)
Honestly though, this would
be too good a thing to just restrict to business travelers:
·
The Auto-Awesome feature on your phone would
make the mobile phone of the person you’re calling leap in front of his or her
face and scream “Yo idiot, answer your freakin’ phone! What do you carry it for if you’re not going
to answer it?”
·
The Auto-Awesome feature of a payroll system
would immediately take all money paid to any executive beyond $1million a year
and redirect it into the paying firm to create more jobs and give everyone else
cost of living raises.
·
The Auto-Awesome feature over at Paramount
Studios would let JJ go
off to fulfill his Star Wars dreams and hire someone with directing skills AND who cared about the Star Trek cannon
to manage that franchise going forward (@jonathansfrakes are you
listening?)
·
The Auto-Awesome feature of your email client
would prevent and block anyone from sending you email if that person or
organization refused to accept replies by email.
·
The Auto-Awesome feature of your
organization’s conference room would instantly connect all the people expected
on your videoconference without hassle or technical glitches, so your meeting
could start within a few seconds of the actual start-time.
All of those are just fantasies of course. They’re what we’d like to see a firm like
Google spend it’s time and money working on.
All, that is, but the last one.
That’s reality. If you don’t have
a videoconferencing / Unified Communications ecosystem that just plain works -
without technical glitches or time-wasting set-up - you should drop me an
email. I work with organizations to make
that their reality every day.
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This
article was written by David Danto and contains solely his own,
personal opinions. David has over three decades of experience providing problem
solving leadership and innovation in media and unified communications
technologies for various firms in the corporate, broadcasting and academic
worlds including AT&T, Bloomberg LP, FNN, Morgan Stanley, NYU, Lehman
Brothers and JP Morgan Chase. He now works with Dimension Data as their Principal
Consultant for the collaboration, multimedia, video and AV disciplines. He is
also the IMCCA’s Director of
Emerging Technology. David can be reached at David.Danto@Dimensiondata.com
or DDanto@imcca.org and his full bio and
other blogs and articles can be seen at Danto.info. Please reach-out to David if you would like
to discuss how he can help your organization solve problems or develop a
future-proof collaboration strategy.